1. ohana-means-famiree:

    poshcoughing:

    americansavior:

    itsjustsatanthings:

    cumber-bitches:

    caswantsdeansassbutt:

    cumber-bitches:

    cumber-bitches:

    I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

    omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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    In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

    polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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    this week on: britan thinks its special

    This week on america copies everything from Britain.

    HOLD THE FUCK UP

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  2. turtle-pirate:

    Jake’s mom is a total badass

    (Source: rabalogy, via prettyricansplayviolins)

     

  3. zizino:

    *older relative voice* Do you have a boyfriend?

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  4. hardollarsign:

    flyawaymax:

    fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

    do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

    (via prettyricansplayviolins)

     

  5. godmuva:

    Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

    (via petcanadian)

     

  6. kyonsama:

    kyonsama:

    kyonsama:

    From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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    You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

    (Source: makotokikuchi, via prettyricansplayviolins)

     
  7. push-pause:

    cr00kedfingers:

    ramones365:

    what are cats even trying to do

    I laughed at this for far too long.

    probably my 9th reblog, which is a lot coming from somebody who claims to not like cats

    (Source: iraffiruse, via petcanadian)

     

  8. brucetimms:

    when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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  9. fallontonight:

    A hotel in Upstate New York is threatening guests with a $500 fine if they give it a negative yelp review. Jimmy went to their Yelp page and everything looks fine!

    (via petcanadian)

     
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